this sorcery-
18 / musician/ german
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via greetings)

nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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(via greetings)

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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(via greetings)

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira